Malthusian Prophecies

I get the invite for Redskins season tickets!

It is completely possible to score only 1 point in football.  This includes the NFL.

How?  If a safety happens on an extra point it counts as 1 for the defense.  BUT in NFL rules the defense can’t touch the ball or its dead.  So basically the ball has to be hiked and bounce all the way back through the opposite endzone, but its possible.  

I hate Rex Grossman so much.  Not since Jeff George have I despised a Redskins quarterback so much.  Sure there have been plenty of bad QB’s in DC, but only George and Grossman have been guys to say, “Yeah, I’m the man, I can do this.” And have sucked so bad that its entirely their fault the Skins lost a game.

The defense was on the field for 20 of 30 minutes in the first half.  Against a speed offense like the Eagles its a true credit to the Redskins defense that they were able to hold them to field goals at all, and that nobody had to be hooked up to oxygen.

This guy not only let the fans and his teammates down by playing so shitty, but he injured Chris Cooley (Redskins fan favorite) with his dumb-shit pass that put him directly into harms way.

The Redskins could’ve started an robot parrot from a failed Rainforest Cafe franchise and won that game.  Argh!

If it wasn’t for the return of The Walking Dead my entire week would be shit. Fortunately The Walking Dead is so amazing that it immediately made me feel better.