1. What’s this KONY 2012 thing? Is it an award show?
    — My shitty brain….we’re dumb.
     
  2. Anytime someone tries to block you from reading a post online and you read it anyway you should be able to shoot their laptop with a .45.
    — My shitty brain
     
  3. I’m pretty sure every song that has been recorded since 1996 has been, and will be, written and recorded by Dave Grohl.
    — My shitty brain
     
  4. Nickelback just pooped (that’s not a typo) up on my Pandora METAL station. I honestly feel fucking disrespected.
    — My shitty brain
     
  5. The song “You Can Fly” from Peter Pan is a very pro-suicide song. I’m just sayin’…..
    — My shitty brain